Tuesday, I ordered my first Uber, which was a nice, clean, pleasant experience that cost us less than a taxi would. We were dropped off at the roundabout just downhill of Edinburgh Castle and slowly made it the last, few yards up to the ticket lines that had already formed. We didn't have to wait long before they started letting people in and the next couple of hours were spent showing the yanks around Edinburgh's nicest piece of real estate. We started out with breakfast at a cafe. As per usual, a bird bullied me out of my sandwich. Well, it was a big seagull and he had a sharp beak so what was I supposed to do? Eyeing me. Eating my breakfast. He gave me the evil eye before flying off without so much as a "thank you". *sniffles* I have no idea who lives in that little house there, but I would murder him/her to take over. Nice views. We ended up in the Great Hall, where the roof, made from Norwegian Wood, was the only original thing left. Lovely fireplace. We even att...